I have an account in universe 5 (just because I can). The T.REX alliance has players with like 16 million points. I thought their alliance page was really amusing.
T.REX: We suck at oGame... but you suck more.
Don't hate us because we're sexy, hate us because... well, let's face it you only hate us because we're sexy, so let's all just be honest about it. There, I know *I* feel better.
If you're an alliance looking for a NAP, please contact PK (Invidia) - he's our peaceful, pacifist, diplomatic type. He's very friendly and loves to meet new people. There's not a snowball's chance in Hades that you'll actually GET a NAP with us, but PK likes to talk to people and it will probably give us a laugh.
If you're a player looking for an alliance, there are many nice alliances from which to choose, don't bother applying here. If we want you, we'll come to you. If you still insist on checking out our application form, please fill it out, again, just to amuse us. Never forget that amusing us is your only chance of salvation.
